PATCHY PAUL

The silicone feels genuinely soft, not that sticky rubbery kind. The loop handle makes it easy to keep a grip even when things get slippery, and I've been cycling through the 12 vibration patterns without finding one I don't like.

The USB-C charging is way more convenient than the magnetic ones I've dealt with, and the silicone feels incredibly smooth. Took it in the shower yesterday and the IPX7 rating definitely holds up—the 12 programs give you plenty of variety, though the lower settings are my sweet spot.

The loop handle makes it so easy to keep a good grip mid-session, and the silicone feels genuinely soft against the skin. I've cycled through all 12 programs and the variety keeps things interesting every time. Charging via USB-C is a breeze, too.